Gambling Wisdom
Nobody has ever bet enough on the winning horse.
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.
Gambling: the sure way of getting nothing for something.
Last year, people won more than one billion dollars playing poker in Las Vegas—and the casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
No wife can endure a gambling husband—unless he’s a steady winner.
A gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated.
If you’re not just a little scared when you enter a casino, you’re either very rich or haven’t studied the games enough.
A race track is a place where windows clean people. You will see three windows marked “Bet Here” and only one window that says “Pay Out.”
There is a very sure way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large fortune.
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