Unofficial Beach Rules
100% Made Up – Totally For Fun – Absolutely Not Real
Ah, Mexico Beach, an unforgettable place where worries fade with the tide, and we trade the chaos of daily life for sunshine, salty breezes. and sandy feet. Sometimes we just want to kick our feet up and enjoy the moment, however before your day gets started there are some things to keep in mind.
Below, you’ll find two very different sections. The first is our Unofficial Beach Rules: a collection of delightfully absurd, 100% made-up “rules” designed purely for fun and laughs. None of these are real — please don’t try to enforce them! The second is our list of real ordinances and laws that actually do matter, keeping Mexico Beach safe and beautiful for everyone.
If you try any of our silly unofficial rules, tag us on Instagram and Facebook!
Unofficial Beach Rules
FOR FUN ONLY These are NOT real laws — just a good laugh! NOT ENFORCEABLE
Each wave must be high fived before entering The Gulf.
Sandcastles must pass a crab inspection.
All sunsets must be loudly applauded.
Every Monday, visitors must wear a mermaid tail.
Beach Balls may not exceed 5 MPH.
Sunscreen must be applied in artistic patterns only.
When fishing, you must us a pirate’s hook and shout ‘Arrr!’ the whole time.
All pelicans must be addressed as ‘Sir’ or “Madam’.
Shells with holes must automatically become a necklace.
Only glow sticks are allowed on the beach after sunset.
Flip-flops must be worn on opposite feet.
Any seagull photographed must be tagged as ‘Beach Patrol’ on social media.
Official Ordinance & Laws
The are REAL ordinances and laws that should be adhered to while enjoying Mexico Beach, Florida.
For all rules regarding Leave No Trace, Traffic Laws, Beach Rules and more visit The City of Mexico Beach’s website.
Mexico Beach offers the perfect combination of laughter, relaxation, and community care. Whether you’re applauding every sunset or filling your beach day with real, responsible actions, there’s room for both fun and mindfulness here.
